{"id":1207,"date":"2024-01-23T20:45:04","date_gmt":"2024-01-23T15:15:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bhakti.exchange\/family\/?p=1207"},"modified":"2024-01-23T20:45:05","modified_gmt":"2024-01-23T15:15:05","slug":"first-enemy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bhakti.exchange\/family\/2024\/01\/23\/first-enemy\/","title":{"rendered":"first enemy"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>the one who tells you to quiet down (&#8220;awaaz na nikle &#8230; )<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>second <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>the one who tells you to speak properly (&#8220;kaise bolte ho &#8230; )<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>third <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>the one who tells you when to speak (&#8220;bade bol lein &#8230; )<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>meanwhile: behenchod &#8211; agar bhakti hai tumhari gaand mein to tumhein kiska dar &#8211; aur yeh to batao ki tumhein kaun se bade mil gye? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>kaun se bade mil gye ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>AND YES<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>the one who tells you to quiet down (&#8220;awaaz na nikle &#8230; ) second the one who tells you to speak properly (&#8220;kaise bolte ho &#8230; ) third the one who tells you when to speak (&#8220;bade bol lein &#8230; ) &#8230; meanwhile: behenchod &#8211; agar bhakti hai tumhari gaand mein to tumhein kiska dar [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1207","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-emotions"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bhakti.exchange\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1207","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bhakti.exchange\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bhakti.exchange\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bhakti.exchange\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bhakti.exchange\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1207"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bhakti.exchange\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1207\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bhakti.exchange\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1207"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bhakti.exchange\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1207"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bhakti.exchange\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1207"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}