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Maharaj Very Very Warmly Welcomes the Chinese Ambassador, His Excellency Xu Feihong!

जासु दूत बल बरनि न जाई। तेहि आएँ पुर कवन भलाई॥

Now in my usual style:

  1. He is not here because the BJP gave China 🇨🇳 Himalayan land out of the crown of Bhaarat. As a return gesture of acceptance of the gift!? NO.
  2. That was the likely offer BEFORE the fighting was made public, before the lunch was snatched, before the fight EVEN started.
  3. The Esteemed Ambassador is here and he brings forth his person to carry this ‘gift’ of the triangular piece of “barren” land, to grant it to the true sons of Bhaarat – who can make Bhaarat as it was ever was, and intended to be today. Glorious. So enormous that it can share in the emotions of millions of its diaspora – in addition to its people here! That is enormous! And all that is needed is that little triangle, which will grow to take over the entire subcontinent – for a START. Because it touches upon Maa Bharati.
  4. A triangle of that land holds so much warmth for its true revolutionary son(s), both Bhaarat’s and I consider myself China’s too – because of what they did for my family and I having never even known me – that one can live there without a shirt, in yoga. I will not bring over here, my sexy physique. Instead I will say there is enough warmth in that piece of land, that my perennial tears of over a year from separation that continue – will keep flowing. They will not freeze. Even if there is salt seeded in there to lower the phase graph.
  5. But I will not go to the extent of claiming His Excellency’s visitation upon my own personal focus on everything Embassy and so on!
  6. Dear China, my tears have flown for – that sounds out of order, but makes sense – nearly a year now. I hope that you can claim these gypsy tears.
  7. In return, IF YOU SO DESIRE, grant that piece of land to the MOST revolutionary son of Bhaarat, whoever that be. The MOST – and Chumi Gyaatse was just one pearl. There may be many pearls. Only I know you cannot let that pearl become a Kohinoor for the millions of a gullible generation that walk over me in ignorance and go to you in more ignorance, with a weapon of magic that the west has crafted for my family (and that includes you).

PS: I named our Oriental coin after several colloquial terms for it to be popular. I will personally call it with what was to be its lesser known name, Xu, from here on out.

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