{"id":264,"date":"2024-05-17T05:37:44","date_gmt":"2024-05-17T05:37:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bhakti.exchange\/submarin\/?p=264"},"modified":"2024-05-17T05:46:50","modified_gmt":"2024-05-17T05:46:50","slug":"milf-vs-melf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bhakti.exchange\/submarin\/2024\/05\/17\/milf-vs-melf\/","title":{"rendered":"MILF vs MELF"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-light-green-cyan-background-color has-background has-x-large-font-size\">What I went looking for: MILF. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" src=\"https:\/\/bhakti.exchange\/submarin\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/27\/2024\/05\/2.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-266\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bhakti.exchange\/submarin\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/27\/2024\/05\/2.png 500w, https:\/\/bhakti.exchange\/submarin\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/27\/2024\/05\/2-300x300.png 300w, 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Murderous Elf. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" src=\"https:\/\/bhakti.exchange\/submarin\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/27\/2024\/05\/1.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-267\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bhakti.exchange\/submarin\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/27\/2024\/05\/1.png 500w, https:\/\/bhakti.exchange\/submarin\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/27\/2024\/05\/1-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/bhakti.exchange\/submarin\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/27\/2024\/05\/1-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/bhakti.exchange\/submarin\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/27\/2024\/05\/1-200x200.png 200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1658\" height=\"1092\" src=\"https:\/\/bhakti.exchange\/submarin\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/27\/2024\/05\/Screen-Shot-2024-05-17-at-11.03.49-AM.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-272\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bhakti.exchange\/submarin\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/27\/2024\/05\/Screen-Shot-2024-05-17-at-11.03.49-AM.png 1658w, https:\/\/bhakti.exchange\/submarin\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/27\/2024\/05\/Screen-Shot-2024-05-17-at-11.03.49-AM-1536x1012.png 1536w, https:\/\/bhakti.exchange\/submarin\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/27\/2024\/05\/Screen-Shot-2024-05-17-at-11.03.49-AM-200x132.png 200w, https:\/\/bhakti.exchange\/submarin\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/27\/2024\/05\/Screen-Shot-2024-05-17-at-11.03.49-AM-1320x869.png 1320w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1658px) 100vw, 1658px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1654\" height=\"310\" src=\"https:\/\/bhakti.exchange\/submarin\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/27\/2024\/05\/Screen-Shot-2024-05-17-at-11.03.59-AM.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-273\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bhakti.exchange\/submarin\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/27\/2024\/05\/Screen-Shot-2024-05-17-at-11.03.59-AM.png 1654w, https:\/\/bhakti.exchange\/submarin\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/27\/2024\/05\/Screen-Shot-2024-05-17-at-11.03.59-AM-1536x288.png 1536w, https:\/\/bhakti.exchange\/submarin\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/27\/2024\/05\/Screen-Shot-2024-05-17-at-11.03.59-AM-200x37.png 200w, https:\/\/bhakti.exchange\/submarin\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/27\/2024\/05\/Screen-Shot-2024-05-17-at-11.03.59-AM-1320x247.png 1320w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1654px) 100vw, 1654px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1646\" height=\"294\" src=\"https:\/\/bhakti.exchange\/submarin\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/27\/2024\/05\/Screen-Shot-2024-05-17-at-11.04.13-AM.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-274\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bhakti.exchange\/submarin\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/27\/2024\/05\/Screen-Shot-2024-05-17-at-11.04.13-AM.png 1646w, https:\/\/bhakti.exchange\/submarin\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/27\/2024\/05\/Screen-Shot-2024-05-17-at-11.04.13-AM-1536x274.png 1536w, https:\/\/bhakti.exchange\/submarin\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/27\/2024\/05\/Screen-Shot-2024-05-17-at-11.04.13-AM-200x36.png 200w, https:\/\/bhakti.exchange\/submarin\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/27\/2024\/05\/Screen-Shot-2024-05-17-at-11.04.13-AM-1320x236.png 1320w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1646px) 100vw, 1646px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What I went looking for: MILF. What I found: MELF. Murderous Elf.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-264","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bhakti.exchange\/submarin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/264","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bhakti.exchange\/submarin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bhakti.exchange\/submarin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bhakti.exchange\/submarin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bhakti.exchange\/submarin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=264"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bhakti.exchange\/submarin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/264\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bhakti.exchange\/submarin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=264"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bhakti.exchange\/submarin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=264"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bhakti.exchange\/submarin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=264"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}